bow-and-aero:

dinovia-grant:

kmckinnon:

SNL did that

Okay, yes. Yes. YES.

ZENDAYA

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glumshoe:

hans-the-liesmith:

glumshoe:

I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.

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callout post @me

pemalem:

get ur shit together nd sleep at a normal time!!!!!!!!

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princessmeriwhite:

If you love metal but occasionally (often) break down and cry to Coheed and Cambria/The Prize Fighter Inferno, we should be friends

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boootyfriedrice:

weloveshortvideos:

when y'all break up and he starts snapping with the bitch he said he wasn’t messing with

My god

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flowury:

i feel the extreme weight of doing something remarkable for my older self to be nostalgic about

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quichehound:
“ sodiumpenta:
“I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets...

quichehound:

sodiumpenta:

I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!

Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.

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itswalky:
“ wackd:
“ itswalky:
“ spockvarietyhour:
“ HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED
”
Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off. Something else is going on here, behind the scenes. And it hit me.
Look at where the floor is....

itswalky:

wackd:

itswalky:

spockvarietyhour:

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

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Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

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She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

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Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

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now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

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