if you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
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ABC’s of Chris Colfer || C » costumes
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when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
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The amount of notes on this is disgusting.
pretty fucking much ^^And girls
8th grade. he called me fat. I’ll never forget it.
Elementary school, all the boys, even the one I had a crush on.
They called me TwinkieAll the time. Not a year, not a month, not a week. All the time.
This should not have this much notes this just shows how ugly people are on the inside. Its not you girls who are ugly. It’s society.
True dat ^^
They called me a stranded blue whale
My dad.
walross
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i hate most disney channel shows because they’re the same basic premise with different characters
and also who the fuck does costume design
no one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans with twenty bracelets
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